Gilmore Girls Gift Guide: If they were Stoners
Lorelai Gilmore The Beloved Mother
Lorelai is into all things bright, patterned, maybe with a little cheeky vulgarity thrown in. If Emily Gilmore hates it, Lorelai embraces it. She loves curling up with a cozy blanket and comfort foods to binge classic movies, and we think it’s only logical to assume she would have a bong by her side if the cameras weren’t rolling in 2002.
Our Billie Bubbler is the OG. The most reliable piece in your smokeware collection, just like Lorelai.
This colorful flower power mug is made by Eclecart in Raytown, MO. and is the perfect mug for Loreali’s 6 cups of morning coffee!
Lorelai and Rory’s movie nights have never been cozier under this blanket made by Happy Habitat, big enough for two!
Luke Danes Diner-Owner Heart-Throb
Luke Danes may be the type to roll his eyes at Lorelai as she lights a bowl on the couch, but we know he’s also the type to bake a batch of infused double chocolate brownies for the woman he pined after for years. And for the moments he nearly blows his lid in rage at Taylor Doose, there is Nelle. A straightforward, heavy hitter for a no-nonsense kind of guy. Paired with a filter, of course, because he’s a health-conscious diner owner.
Our Nelle Steamroller is a straight forward heavy hitter, perfect for a no-nonsense kind of guy.
The Moose Labs MouthPeace is the perfect accessory Luke incorporated into his and Lorelai’s smoking routine because he is a health-conscious diner owner.
The Levo II is everything Luke needs to bake a batch of infused double chocolate brownies.
Emily Gilmore The Matriarch
In her planning-Trix’s-funeral era, Emily can be found wrapped in a satin robe, chain smoking joints while muttering the name “Pennilyn Lott” under her breath. She sets her joint down on the uber-classy mother-of-pearl orb and picks up her copy of Higher Etiquette. Why? To learn how to incorporate cannabis into Trix’s wake, of course.
The uber-classy mother-of-pearl Orb Ashtray fit for a woman who loves the finer things in life.
This silky Botanique Reversible Robe by Allume is perfect for lounging with a joint in hand while planning your mother-in-laws funeral, of course.
Emily keeps Higher Etiquette by Lizzie Post close by for all her cannabis needs like incorporating cannabis into her mother-in-laws wake.
Sookie St. James The Bestie
After discovering that weed has been planted on the back half acre of their Stars Hollow farm, Sookie and her beau, Jackson, set out to dispose of the green “pickles.” We suspect that 2022 Sookie would have kept a few “pickles” stashed away in a smell proof bag to reach for during stressful parenting moments. Her vessel of choice? Obviously Nebula: a shape that matches Sookie’s personality. And with legalization sweeping through New England, you know the Dragonfly will be hosting elevated dinners featuring Sookie’s Magic Risotto topped with a drizzle of infused honey.
Our Nebula pipe is the obvious choice Sookie would reach for, its shape matches her personality perfectly.
The Broker Smell Proof Zippered Stash Bag by Revelry to stash her green “pickles” and keep her house smelling “pickle” free.
Potli's Extra Strength Feel Good Honey is perfect to be sprinkled atop her magic risotto.
Rory Gilmore The Daughter
On her way back to Yale, Rory packs Sprout, her go-to travel pipe, into her backpack alongside a stack of textbooks and classic novels. She walks into her dorm room to see that Emily has snuck in to redecorate–again. The new addition this time? A gilded floral ashtray with a petal for each of her roommates. Paris starts ranting about her midnight crafts as Rory sits down to pack a bowl. Later that night, she journals about her experience in her canna journal and falls asleep while listening to The Bangles.
Our Sprout one-hitter is the perfect size to slip into Rory's backpack alongside her stack of textbooks and classic novels.
The personal petal ashtray from Rogue Paq is chic and shareable, gifted to her by her grandmother Emily, of course.
The Canne Taster from Gold Leaf is perfect for Rory to keep a detailed log of all of the strains she's smoked and how they make her feel.